The Fyre Festival Pitch Deck: How To Not Sell Your Festival 101

As the information continues to leak out, this shit fest that they called Fyre Festival looks more and more like one of the biggest frauds ever. One would almost forget the mayhem that was Woodstock ’99. Dazed now has a sweet look at the original pitch deck. Which looks like the powerpoint of a freshman at an entertainment course. Besides that it reads like someone looked himself up with a buzzword dictionary, resulting in a incoherent mess that sounds like buzzwords threw up on buzzwords. All to be hip

Here’s a look at that embarrassing Fyre Festival pitch deck

Here is another red flag from production.

On March 14, I flew from Miami to the island of Great Exuma to get the planning started. I was excited, at least at first. Flying in, the water looked beautiful — but I was almost immediately warned not to go near it because of a rampant shark problem. That was an omen I regrettably missed.

I Worked at Fyre Festival. It Was Always Going to Be a Disaster.

And if you just want the pitch, look no further:

Fyre Festival Pitch Deck

PS: Could somebody please enlighten me. Who the fuck are those people who are promoted with their Instagram? Influencers of who?